I spent a thousand dollars watching angels on a pole
My wife fucking hates me - I dig a deeper hole
My entire paycheck wound up in a g-string
But I'll do it all again to watch that angel shake her thing
Got loaded with my buddies and headed to the show
I lost my fucking wedding ring - I lost my self control
200 dollars later I was giving a table dance
And candy's on her knees with both her hands right down my pants
I love them fallen angels - each and every one
My marriage is now over - it ain't the only one
I'm sitting in a dark room with Candy and Desirée
6 beers and an 8 ball what a way to start a day